size of a thumb

I dreamed I was in a college.

There was a guy who was very popular with the ladies. Women were waiting in line outside his dorm room to have sex with him.

One day, a girl come screaming from his room.

She found him dead.

She found him naked, with just a sheet covering his privates.

I went to in to see what this guy looked like naked.

I removed the sheet.

His penis was the size of a thumb!

I yelled out.

That’s it! Is this what you all were standing in line for?

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